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DominantMonster

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Oh, hey

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I've been a Deviant for one whole year.

/goestocelebrate
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SHHSHHSHH

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REPO! The Genetic Opera is on owob

I have homework to do but screw it <3
REPO comes first x'D
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Guess what?

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I'm getting a tablet tomorrow <3
Which means sour-muffins will prob come back to life in a day or two with some new drawings <3
I'm getting the acer, since the guy recommended it at the store and just by messing breaking "toggling" with it I like it.
So, anyone else heard of the acer? Is it good? Does it suck?
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401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
...

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
Food.
Picky eaters annoy me .w.
And I'm a vegetarian lol.

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
IDK >->

404. When was the last time you were up all night?
Like, three days ago.

405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Music.

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
Sometimes.

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'?
It's good to have pride, just don't go flaunting it off.

408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
OMG REPO! The Genetic Opera or Disgaea. Those would be so freaking awesome.

409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
Cats.

410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary?
Diaries have passwords? Lol we are living in the future.

411. What teacher, if any, has effected you the most in your life?
Mrs. Jones. She makes me actually enjoy literature and english classes. I used to hate it, because all we did was just sit there and drool. Now she like yells and throws stuff to keep us at attention c:

412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
Excited. Little things make me happy x'D

413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
Jumped off a building.
That was one foot high.
Crazy man.

414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant)
The adrenaline rush.

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
Coffee.
Like, all the coffee he could find. lol

416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Uhh. IDK.

417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
IDH CDS.

418. What's the best diary name you ever saw?
Diary.

419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
Sooo many things lol.
But they'd find it out here so shhh.

420. Who owes you an apology?
God.

421. Who deserves an apology from you?
My Aunt.

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
I'd like to now be a bitch and actually spend time with them and care for them and learn about the things they like and not criticize everything that they do.

423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion?
Uhh... there's a difference?

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
Hi, you're purty.

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
Mature.

426. Do you own a record player?
No.

Do you use it?
No, because I don't have one.

427. How easily do you make friends?
Not very easily.

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
Having character is to be different and out of the ordinary. Being a character is just copying someone.

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
Armadillos.
/shudders/

430. Do you care about your weight?
As much as any teen girl would.

431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
YES.

432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
No. Why would I want to date two people at the same time.

433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
ALL THE SLUTS AND MANWHORES WOULD BE EXPELLED. <3

434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
"I should come with a warning label,
Piss me off, I become unstable"
-BOTDF <3

435. Are you artistic and creative?
Yeah.

436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
Homework.

437. What are you obsessed with?
REPO! THe Genetic Opera :CC

438. What was the last compliment you received?
One on what I was drawing.

439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
No.

440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
Alex Ebeeert <33

441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
I guess.

442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
Whaat?

443. Do you lie your way out of things?
Sometimes. Like if someone asks whats wrong I may.

444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Both.

445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
IDK.

446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
No.

447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
Put your manhood back in your mouth.

448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
Yes, but treat them more like a servant.

449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
No.

450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
So many things that are so different x'D

451. What do you do for exercise?
Field Hockey and running.

452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
Strict teacher with a sense of humor.

453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
Shiloh.

454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
lol I know none of those.

455. Are you a good cook?
No.

456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Yes.

457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if the sky was gray and clouds were blue?

458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
Middle.

459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
847584735034759385904.

460. How do you go about losing weight?
Running and cutting down on food.

461. Do you have street smarts?
Yeah.

462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
Yes.

463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip.

464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing?
I don't like movies that have a lot of dancing... -w-;;;
But I guess.... Sounds of Music?

465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be?
OMG yes <3 Like, if I were to publish a book I'd love to talk about that and my inspiration and stuff.

466. Do you like the way you look naked?
Nah.

467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
Yes.

468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
No one.

469. Who do you know who is dull?
My mother.

470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Yeah.

471. What is one interesting fact you know?
I live ripping things >w<

472. Do you talk to yourself?
Sometimes.

Do you talk to your pets?
Occasionally.

473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?
Maybe.

474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don't mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
The first.

475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'?
Doing what you love and being able to travel the world and do awesome stuff.

476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
Neat freak.

477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
Why would I want a trunk full of change?

478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
Baah too many to choose from lol.

479. Are you in good health?
Meh.

480. Are you patriotic?
No.

Let's play fact or crap.
What?

Is it a fact? Or is it crap?


481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
Crap.

482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Fact.

483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Crap.

484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
Crap.

485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
Fact.

486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Fact.

487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
Crap.

488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
Fact.

489. In Grimm's original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
Fact.

490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
Fact.

491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
Crap.

492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
Fact.

493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
Fact.

494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
Fact.

495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.
Crap.

496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
Fact.

497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
Fact.

498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
What?

499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Fact.

500. There are 86401 seconds in day.
Crap.
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That one annoying person.
Who never leaves you alone.
Tries to like everything you like.
Laughs at everything you say.
And constantly tries to get your attention?

I'm sorry, but they annoy me so much -w-;;
Anyone who's ever met someone like that will get how I feel.
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